Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Sept 23, 2008 20:04:44 GMT -6
Haley, Megan, and I went for a walk and saw an abandoned house. Haley went in to see if anyone was in there. After a while she screamed so Megan and I went in there to see what happened. We found her standing across the room from a blue bunny wearing a fedora; it’s ears stuck out the top. We asked what was wrong and she said, “IT’S A RABID BUNNY!!!” So we all screamed and then the bunny grew and it was huge so we ran. It chased us outside so we ran into the bushes. Zero was there and he was all bloody so we tried to help him and then he said, “I don’t need help; I’m emo.” Then the bunny found us and Zero tried to shoot it with the Bloody Rose Gun but it didn’t work because the bunny wasn’t a vampire and it got mad so it bit off my head and spit it out. Megan took my head and started bouncing it like a basketball, and then a lion showed up and ate it. Eric came and ran over the bunny in his Corvette, thus killing it. Carlisle came and turned me into a vampire so I wouldn’t die, but my head wasn’t attached when he changed me so my head wasn’t on and I was running around screaming, “AAAHHH! Where’s my head?!?!” Carlisle just shook his head and left. I eventually found my head and we were walking down the street and we saw Spreant. He came up and asked, “Have you guys seen Flarica?” Then we said, “No, we hate that girl!” And then he was like, “I’LL KILL YOU!!!!!!” And we were like, “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” So then we ran. I needed a new body with a head so they put me in a Hallow and then Ichigo and Rukia showed up and Ichigo killed the Hallow so I was left floating around as a soul and I was bugging Ichigo while Megan and Haley found my evil twin sister and then they erased her memory and put me inside her and since her memory was erased she didn’t know she wasn’t me so she didn’t really care. Then the bunny came back to life, but it was mutilated because Eric tried to eat it and then it ripped off my arm and I was like, “AAAHHH!!!” Then Carlisle came back and was all, “What did you do NOW?!?!” And so we told him and then he said he wouldn’t change me into a vampire again because I was too klutzy. Then Gigo showed up and was all like, “Hahaha, you can’t be a vampire again because you’re too stupid.” And I was like, “You can’t be a vampire either, that would be the scariest thing on the planet.” And then he was all, “You wanna bet?” And I said yeah then he went over to Carlisle and was like, “Make me a vampire!” And Carlisle was like, “Okay.” So he did. It was the scariest thing I’ve seen in my entire life (lives). Then Steven showed up and was like, “How do you guys understand Gigo?!” And we were all, “WE DON’T KNOW!” Then Gigo growled and we were like, “AAAHHH!!! It’s vampire Gigo! RUN!” So we did.