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Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Jan 8, 2009 13:41:22 GMT -6
One, she isn't real, two, she would eat you, and three, she would probably set something on fire.
I want a leopard.
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Post by Alis on Feb 2, 2009 9:50:08 GMT -6
She wouldn't eat me because she's my creation, so I could kill her as she jumped just by saying so, and fire is fun, and she is too real! Cuz I said so!
A leopard? What, are you bored with chasing Bella around? You need something a little more... for lack of a better word, interesting now? A leapard would probably eat you, Edward, and then I would laugh and dance on your grave. (i'm in a mean mood right now, it's fun, isn't it?)
I wants a two headed rhinocerous!
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Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Feb 2, 2009 13:11:03 GMT -6
A two-headed rhino? I think Esme would be afraid for her antiques. Plus, I don't think you'd bother to house train it. -.-
I want Cujo! ^^
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Post by Alis on Feb 4, 2009 9:08:41 GMT -6
Yeah, cuz Carlisle would totally let you keep a human/snake for a pet. He totally wouldn't think you were turning on your vegetarian ways yet again. You isn't very smart.
Hmmm... I wants... a bobcat!
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Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Feb 4, 2009 20:04:04 GMT -6
A bobcat would probably destroy your room, Alice. And Emmett would eat it.
I want Wolf.
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Post by Alis on Feb 5, 2009 13:13:01 GMT -6
A wolf?!?!?!?!?! HA! Don't even get me started on a wolf, you idiotic vampire!
I wants a flesh eating turtle. Because then everybody would be all like, "Oh look, it's a cute turtle!" and then they'd pick it up and it would swallow their head! And it wouldn't eat me, cuz otherwise it wouldn't be able to eat anyone else. =P
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Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Feb 5, 2009 19:12:22 GMT -6
Not a wolf, the Wolf. -.-
A flesh eating turtle would be about as scary as the lalligators, Alice.
Speaking of Lalligators, that's what I want.
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Post by Alis on Feb 6, 2009 9:42:29 GMT -6
Yeah, and then I would kill it, because those things are freaking scary. And no, a flesh eating turtle isn't scary at all. It just eats flesh.
I wants a talking hamburger.
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Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Feb 6, 2009 12:53:28 GMT -6
A talking hamburger would get eaten, Alice. No matter how much it screamed for help, some stupid human would eat it.
I want a feather-winged orange bat.
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Post by Alis on Feb 9, 2009 13:17:55 GMT -6
that would be stupid. It would no longer be a bat, but a bird with bat features. Jeepers Eddie, I expect more from you! *sticks out tongue and hides from ensuing wrath*
I wants a skipping vegetarian vampire that sings Nessie had a little kitten and licks her fingers. (hehehe, guess who!)
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Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Feb 9, 2009 20:42:08 GMT -6
 I don't think Alice would appreciate being a pet. I want Willie to be my pet. (NOT the whale.) |
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Post by Alis on Feb 9, 2009 21:27:29 GMT -6
yeah, because he would totally go for being a pet. Yeah. not.
Hmmm... if you get willie, I get Julian.
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Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Feb 10, 2009 10:54:25 GMT -6
He's a fairy boy, though! Seriously, why would you want a fairy for a pet?!
I want Riff.
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Post by Alis on Feb 11, 2009 13:11:03 GMT -6
Because they're coolier than your stupid vampire!
Riff? Why, so he'll do the job the volturi didn't? Seriously, he'd turn on you for absolutely no reason! He's a big terd.
I wants a living pencil.
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Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Feb 12, 2009 19:28:09 GMT -6
WILL IS NOT STUPID!!!!!!
A living pencil? It would stab you or something, and you'd get lead poisoning. -.-
I want Cerberus.
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I don't think Alice would appreciate being a pet.