Okay, so this is a Choose your own Adventure thread, obviously. All you do is pick one of the options left by the previous person and continue the story, adding options for the next person to choose from. Pretty easy, and it can get pretty interesting. The person creating the options has to go with the story, though. It has to have something to do with what has already happened, and stay away from repeating options. Ah kay, I think that's all, have fun!
(Here's the start)
Azen:You're in your house one night and you hear somebody scream outside. You run out and find a vampire and a dead human. you have no idea if the vamp killed the human or not, and he doesn't look too threatening. Do you:
1) Invite him in
2) Tell him to go away
Alis:Invite him in, obviously! It's more interesting that way!
So, you invite him in, and he says he's hungry. You would say you have chicken in the fridge, but have a feeling he wouldn't like that too much. Do you:
1)Say, "Here's my neck, go crazy!" (or something like it...)
2)tell him to go away, you ain't got any blood and you don't plan on having any for him in the future. Your neck is NOT a juice box!
Cujo: One, though the second one is hilarious.
Okay, after he bites you what do you do?
1) Tell him to come back any time.
2) Tell him he is a retard and that he is never allowed to come back.
Alis:One is more fun!!!!!
So, he says 'Okay, I will." and then he leaves. But, suddenly, you're unsure whether you want him to come again. Maybe, next time, he'll kill you... What do you do?
1)replace all of your doors and windows with what a vender claimed to be 'vampire proof metal'.
2)move away. The vender is a liar, nothing is vampire proof!!!!!! AHHHHHH!
3)Eh, he's going to come back, might as well be ready. Then you shower and get your hair cut, then buy an off-the-shoulders shirt and lay on the couch, waiting for him. (you fang banger, you.)
Cujo: Three is funny, but I choose number one.
After you finish replacing all the doors, the vampire comes back. He knocks on the door, then tries to open it. It doesn't move. He screams and threatens to kill you. What do you do?
1) Tell him he can't get in so it would be hard to kill you.
2) Have a change of heart and open the door so you can hug him.
3) Scream "I don't give a f***!" and laugh when he can't get in.
Unfortunately, he's just screwing with you, and he really can get through the supposedly vampire proof metal, which, obviously, isn't really vampire proof. Suddenly, the door bursts into shards and he walks in, glaring at you. What do you say?
1)"Well, it's about time you got in here! I was starting to doubt that you really were a vampire!" and present your neck to him.
2) You don't say anything. You just scream incoherently and run around in little circles, waving your arms in the air and saying something about wooden stakes
3) you don't say anything, because you can't do anything. You're flabbergasted. You can't move your limbs at all. (me: You're going to die, now. It really must not be fun to be you.)
Because the other two frighten me, I'll go with one. (seriously Alice, why do you wish to condemn death on the human race? Course Eku does too but.....)
After a few hours (use your imagination to decide how you two spent those few hours) you two are in the living room. Suddenly you hear the vampire snarl and he stands up and stalks out of the house. You follow him, and once outside you see four other vampires in your yard. They start talking to your vampire in some language you don't understand, but you can tell the four aren't happy. Your vampire seems distraught. What do you do?
1) Interrupt the whole conversation and demand that your vamp tells you what's going on
2) Run back into the house and go hide until the other vampires go away
3) Go into your backyard, sharpen some stakes, and start throwing.
Some say the world will end in Fire Some say in Ice My World? It's already ended. But that doesn't stop me. What about you? And your world? Take care of it. And don't let go because it's easy Ecl is not worth it For Mehay is the center of all and all is the center of nothing
Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Nov 12, 2008 12:56:14 GMT -6
Three.
Okay, you throw one stake and hit the vamp that seems to be the leader of the ones that are distressing your vamp. The others glare at you, and you decide not to throw any more stakes. You hide behind your vamp.
What does your vamp do?
1) Tell you everything will be all right.
2) Eat you.
3) Shove you in front of him and offer you to them as a snack.
There's a time for compromise; it's called "later". JAYDN HAS A HOOD! Meet Izzy.
Alis
ELEMENT King/ queen! Cujo's Greatest Weapon (that doesn't listen.)
You are standing in front of your vamp, slightly distressed. Apparently, he doesn't like you near as much as you thought, seeing as he's so self-sacrificing. However, as it turns out, the other three vampires are so distracted by a tiny stream of blood that still runs down your neck from your earlier two hours. They are so distracted, they don't seem to notice as your vamp takes them down. Then he comes back towards you, covered in blood. You:
1) Say, "You're so amazing." and hang on him.
2)Scream and run away. Seriously, you just saw this guy decapitate other vampires! This guy is scary!!!!
3)You do nothing. (fun option). You don't know what to think of this guy, but he isn't normal... obviously. Wait a minute, since when do you care about him doing freaky things?!?!?! You've already let him drink your blood, and... other stuff. So you jump at him and say, "Do it again, do it again!"
Three, tho I wouldn't be so fangbanger-ish about it. Jeepers Alice
To say it as G-rated as I possibly can, he agrees.
You wake up in your bed at dawn. Your vampire is nowhere in sight, but the sun was out, so you figured he was just hiding somewhere. You can't see any clock, but you still think it's too early to get out of bed, so you start to go back to sleep. But you can somehow tell something is wrong. Before you really know what you're doing, you're out in the backyard again. You see:
1) a coffin inside an uncovered hole. The hole isn't deep, so you can see the coffin inside from where you stand. It's closed, and in a a shaded area near the side of your house.
2) the smoking remains of the vampire you staked. THe smell is terrible, and you know you should probably get rid of it before the neighbors come out and see what the heck's going on.
3) Your vampire lying under the shade of a tree, sound asleep. At least, you think he's asleep, but he's not breathing or moving, so he could very well be dead. You wonder if you should wake him up.
Some say the world will end in Fire Some say in Ice My World? It's already ended. But that doesn't stop me. What about you? And your world? Take care of it. And don't let go because it's easy Ecl is not worth it For Mehay is the center of all and all is the center of nothing
Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Nov 12, 2008 13:25:04 GMT -6
One.
You walk over to the coffin and tap on the lid. Nothing happens. You wonder if you should cover up the hole before the sun hits it. You glance around for a shovel and see the smoking body of the vamp you staked earlier, but you ignore it.
What do you do when you can't find a shovel?
1) Hope the coffin is light-tight.
2) Start throwing dirt in the coffin with your hands.
3) Open the coffin and watch your vampire burn to death.
There's a time for compromise; it's called "later". JAYDN HAS A HOOD! Meet Izzy.
Alis
ELEMENT King/ queen! Cujo's Greatest Weapon (that doesn't listen.)
Um... one. Because I wouldn't open it (edward, you're so cruel) and I would be too lazy to cover it with my hands.
The day is just beginning, and you're not entirely sure what you should do now. You can never go back to doing ordinary things after this, but you don't know what you can do that will take time and entertain you. You go inside and pick up the newspaper, that randomly appeared on your table, and turn immediately to a random page. An ad catches your eye (it's bright colored, and you have ADD), so you read it. It states that there will be a party (and yes, during the day, that's not totally unheard of) at the bar that few normal people ever went to. The rumors you heard about it, though, suggest that it could be a... let's say, entertaining thing to do. However, you've never been there before, and you really aren't sure how safe you would be there. Do you go?
1)Yeah, duh! What else is there to do during the day anymore, now that your life had been changed by a vampire? Jeepers. You should know that already...
2) No. You'll just sit quietly at home all day (and no, you do not have a job to go to during the day, obviously), maybe look for that perfect job that has eluded you in the classifides of the mysterious newspaper, and watch some T.V. It shouldn't be such a long day, and later your vampire will come out and you'll be happy!
Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Nov 13, 2008 20:42:11 GMT -6
Uh, first one because sitting at home would be BORING.
Okay, you get to the party and there is a ridiculous ammount of people there. They're all screaming to be heard over the blaring music and you can barely hear your own thoughts. Your vamp comes up behind you and hugs you, his fangs grazing your neck. He whispers in your ear, asking you to go upstairs with him. Do you go?
1) Heck yeah, I would do anything for this guy.
2) No, I'd stay down here and blow out my ear drums.
3) No, I'd go home and read the newspaper and be boring.
There's a time for compromise; it's called "later". JAYDN HAS A HOOD! Meet Izzy.
Alis
ELEMENT King/ queen! Cujo's Greatest Weapon (that doesn't listen.)
probably one, because I couldn't stand the other ones...
You finally get upstairs (there were a lot of people on the stairs, for some reason...) and your vamp leads you into a room, the closes the door behind you. The room is small, and painted a dull rose color. There isn't a bed, (yes, you can release that breath, I'm not going to do anything like that, obviously) but there is a nice, cushy wooden chair you can sit in (sarcasm, people). He sets you down in the chair and stairs at you intensely for a whlie. It starts to get uncomfortable, but you don't want to, you know, do anything that would get you killed, because that wouldn't be very good for your health. What do you do now?
1) You sit there and do nothing. This may be awkward, but it would get even more awkward if he decided to tear your neck apart. The best thing you can do is sit and do nothing and hope he doesn't already plan to eat you.
2) You poke his abnormally still body and yell, "HELLO!!!! YOU HOME?" in his ear. You can't stand that awkward stuff, and you find that yelling always helps (You still have ADD, so you are immediatly distracted by a rose in his pocket [yay, Jasper] because I said so.)
3) You ask him quietly what he wants. You aren't used to people staring at you (except when you're in Jasper's car when no one can see you), but you aren't brave enough to do number two to a guy that's a lot bigger and is a lot more prone to eating people than you.
Although I love the second, I'm going by what I would really do here, and I don't think I could do that. I'll go with three.
Your vamp starts to answer you, then stops himself. He stares at the floor for a few more moments, then finally speaks. He asks you if you remember the vampires from the other night. You nod, of course, how could you forget them? He tells you they were angry with him for being with a human, instead of other vamps. They told him to leave you alone, but he said now, and they were going to attack him if you hadn't started throwing stakes. He says he doesn't want to leave you, even though more vampires will come after him if he stays. What do you do?
1) Say 'AWWWW' and hug him really hard and let him bite you
2) Stand up and say that he should listen to the others and leave. You don't want in this vampire crap, espcially if it could end up getting you killed.
3) Look away from him and tell him he should do what he wants, and what he thinks is best. You don't know much about the vampire world anyway. You're not exactly sure you can trust him, but in this situation it doesn't seem like you have a choice.
Some say the world will end in Fire Some say in Ice My World? It's already ended. But that doesn't stop me. What about you? And your world? Take care of it. And don't let go because it's easy Ecl is not worth it For Mehay is the center of all and all is the center of nothing
Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Nov 13, 2008 23:37:54 GMT -6
Three, but the first one is funny.
He looks at you and sighs. You look up at him just as he leans down; he's only a few inches from your face. He asks what you want, and you aren't quite sure. You tell him this, and he growls at you. You cower in fear and he apologizes, saying over and over again how he didn't mean to frighten you. What do you do?
1) Say "Go away! You're a bully and I don't like you anymore!" and end up getting bit.
2) Tell him you forgive him and that you're sorry you couldn't make up your mind.
3) Pull your hand back and scream in five different octives.
There's a time for compromise; it's called "later". JAYDN HAS A HOOD! Meet Izzy.
Alis
ELEMENT King/ queen! Cujo's Greatest Weapon (that doesn't listen.)
Three would be funny, but I'd have to go with two.
He tells you that it is okay, and that you shouldn't have to deal with this in the first place. It's really his fault, and he shouldn't have gotten you into all of this. He walks to the wall and slams his fists against the plaster, sending them through the wall and into the next room. Fortunately for you, no one is in there... that could have been very awkward. He starts to cry, a dry sob (because these vampires can't cry, fyi), and you feel really bad for him. But you're afraid of him, and an upset vampire really isn't something you want to get yourself into. What do you do?
1) Obviously, you go hug him. He seems like he's had it tough for a while, and he just needs a hug.
2) You sit there awkwardly, again. Jeepers, everything about this vampire is awkward! You're starting to wonder if you really should get away from him... after all, you are not a person for awkward moments.
3) I jump up and stick to the ceiling with my awesome ninja skills and sneak out of the room, then down the hall (still on the ceiling) and break a window to get out of this place. (You magically changed into black somewhere in the course of this, because you're just cool like that.)
Post by Cujo - Jaydn - Kurt on Nov 17, 2008 21:08:44 GMT -6
Three. ^^
Okay, after you're out of the house and safely home, your vamp shows up. You let him in and he asks you why he left and begins sobbing again. You go to your fridge and get him a bottle of blood, open it, and stick it in the microwave. You get him to sit at the table while it warms up and bring it to him when it is ready. He asks if he can hold you while he drinks it, and, not knowing what else to do, you let him. So, you're sitting on his lap while he drinks blood from a bottle and sobs.
After he finishes you two start talking and then someone (or something) knocks on the door. Your vamp growls (like a dog) at it; what do you do?
1) Go see who it is, obviously. Jeez, what do you think I am, rude?
2) Scream and cling to your vamp and pray for your life. You don't want to die by some bloodthirsty madman. (Which is really odd, considering you're on a vamp's lap.)
3) Sigh and flip off the door, then continue talking to your vamp. You totally ignore whoever is out there, hoping they'll think you aren't home and go away.
There's a time for compromise; it's called "later". JAYDN HAS A HOOD! Meet Izzy.
Your brazen action finally gets a laugh out of your vamp, and his sobbing stops. However, the knocking continues outside (obviously the one out there has no common courtosey to have x-ray vision and see that he's not welcome) and it's getting annoying. You finally decide to stand up and walk briskly over to the door, your vampire gently nipping your neck as you stand.
Turns out the guy at the dorr was the FedEx guy. He asks you to sign the clipboard thing that he apparantly has to carry around with him everywhere, even to the bathroom, or he'll lose his job. He hands you a medium sized box and,after shaking it to make sure it's not a kid, you turn back into the house. Your vampire looks inquiringly at the box as you get scissors and open it. In it you see:
1) A rock. Oh yeah, that was real effing hilarious.
2) A letter that has your name in fancy writing on it. It almost looks lik someone from another era adressed it.
3) A dismembered hand. What? Yes, I'm serious.
Some say the world will end in Fire Some say in Ice My World? It's already ended. But that doesn't stop me. What about you? And your world? Take care of it. And don't let go because it's easy Ecl is not worth it For Mehay is the center of all and all is the center of nothing
